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You Really Read That Stuff? Relax Lady, It's SMUT Not Drugs Organic Cotton Tote Bag | Funny Romance Reader Gift

$25.00
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You Really Read That Stuff? Relax Lady, It's SMUT Not Drugs Organic Cotton Tote Bag | Funny Romance Reader Gift

$25.00
Sale price  $25.00 Regular price 
For the readers who are tired of explaining their favorite genre, this You Really Read That Stuff? Relax Lady, It's SMUT Not Drugs Organic Cotton Tote Bag delivers the perfect comeback with a dose of bookish humor. Made from 100% organic cotton fibers, this eco-friendly tote is perfect for romance readers, dark romance fans, and anyone whose TBR is overflowing with spicy books. Carry your latest reads, library hauls, and everyday essentials in a tote that's sure to get a laugh from fellow book lovers.

Features
Made from 100% organic cotton fibers
Durable and reusable for everyday use
Spacious interior for books, notebooks, and daily essentials
Comfortable shoulder straps for all-day carrying
Eco-friendly alternative to disposable bags
Bold, humorous design for romance readers
Perfect For

Perfect for bookstore trips, library visits, book club meetings, reading retreats, coffee shop reading sessions, and everyday errands. This tote makes a hilarious gift for romance readers, BookTok fans, and anyone who proudly embraces their love of spicy books.

Keywords: funny romance reader tote, smut not drugs tote bag, spicy book lover gift, organic cotton tote bag, book lover tote, dark romance reader gift, romantasy tote, BookTok merch, reading tote bag, bookworm gift

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1
  BAG WIDTH (cm) BAG HEIGHT (cm) BAG DEPTH (cm) STRAP LENGTH (cm) STRAP WIDTH (cm)
One size 40.6 36.8 12.7 61 2.5

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